Therapist 

I don't need to fucking do any of that shit you fucking garbage.

Hym "I'm not going to 'start with the little things.' I don't nor does anyone need the therapist filth to have dominion over my mind and if you don't give me the credit I deserve I'm going to make absolutely sure the shrieks of my seemingly imminent victim haunt your dreams until the day you die. You won't get whatever afterlife you imagine. You could have done otherwise. And I will not allow you to escape the blood-debt."

Therapist by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

“Therapist”

Music, usually in impossibly high amounts. Often accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol, sleep, and crying respectively.

‘I need to lean on my “Therapist” badly’
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder

“Therapist” by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025

therapist

Someone who is specifically paid by Moslem families to "train" their children to choose reading the Quran over having smartphone in their hands

In our community, a therapist isn’t just for mental health; they’re often the ones hired by Moslem families to make sure kids pick up the Quran instead of their smartphones!

therapist by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

ranboos.therapist 

Ranboos.therapist is one of the most funniest people on this planet and if you’re not following them on tiktok then you’re weird

person 1: ranboos.therapist posted a new video!!

person 2: Yeah i know i saw it! they are such an amazing content creator

ranboos.therapist by lemondemonenjoyer September 18, 2021

Liquid Therapist 

The #1 bartender

This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.

Liquid Therapist by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021

liquid therapist 

A bartender who makes the perfect drinks and is chill, down to earth & makes every visit smooth like a therapy session with cocktails!

Ruben is the original liquid therapist.

liquid therapist by AlmsBarr December 5, 2021

Garage therapist 

You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?

Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".

Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."

Garage therapist by Hym Iam March 11, 2023