by Ale Gan June 21, 2010
A fat ASS who plays Minecraft all day on his iPad like a little loner. He has a crush on guys called Harry and will do weird butt stuff to any Harry’s. He always calls his friends at six in the morning to ask to play Minecraft. He will also steal from his parents for minecoins
by Theos friend July 16, 2020
theo, he is the exact definition of a human who likes penis. A level of gay that has not even been reached by the likes of James Charles. Theo is the purest form of homosexual, a an willing to sell his very escense just for the taste of a big juice penis.
man 1 - "Bruhhh i cant even describe how gay Jeremy is"
man 2 *patting man 1 on the shoulder comfortingly* "The word- the word youre looking for is Theo. That man, he, he is a Theo. theo is gay."
man 2 *patting man 1 on the shoulder comfortingly* "The word- the word youre looking for is Theo. That man, he, he is a Theo. theo is gay."
by Henry = simp June 16, 2020
A fucking retard dickhead. No body fucking likes him but he still thinks he is so cool when he will always be a fat fuck
by Ihatejonotheoharidishesacunt March 28, 2019
A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.
Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?
No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.
Poor Theo!
No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.
Poor Theo!
by Lumpbag April 29, 2009
When a guy eats out a girl, spits out her cum on her stomach, then slaps her for cumming in his mouth.
by thjoha December 17, 2011