Stoop

As Dr. Abrahm Zawinsky so eloquently puts it -

Indeed yes it is this way also. I have being with it a slight stoop caused you might say by the inappropriate behaviour and difficulty of the language. Yes? It is this way also with my legs which are not the same as my mothers, also a standard lamp with frilled cover. Yes? I would like very much to get it off but the others must come first, rounds are rounds! It is unlikely that I will feel Norman this week. His mother and another animal also. My hands are washed of this now. Good luck and splendid sailing!

by Dr Bertram Furtwangler, mdma. hons. September 27, 2003

stoop so low

when you make very poor judgement on something.

You had to stoop so low when you hit me in the face?

by the annoying computer February 3, 2018

Stoop Funny

A fun way of referring to someone as a "stupid funny" funny meaning 'funny looking'.

Girlfrannn #1: "OMG betch, did you see what the fuck ol' girl was wearing?

Girlfrannn #2: Hahaha, OmG, omgZZZ, Stoop Funny !!

by MRZY Cigs October 17, 2008

stoops patrol

1)when something or someone is REALLY stupid.
derived from the "word" STOOPS.

2)a group of seemingly stupid or annoying people.

1)oh snap! did you see what she just did? what a stoops patrol!

2)uh oh, looks like the stoops patrol is headed over here.

by juliaonthemoon August 27, 2008

Stoop(ing) Herb

Smoking/getting high while chilling on a stoop.

Stoop(ing) Herb

by Herbie B. April 26, 2011

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017

Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024