Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017

squeezing the chicken

to jerk off, masturbate

stop squeezing the chicken

by The Bold Avenger October 6, 2015

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

Squeeze tube

referring to a penis.

she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.

by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010

Squeeze and Feed

A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.

"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"

"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."

by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018