Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

cargo net

the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.

i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'

by shoot UPS trucks May 17, 2004

Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties September 4, 2008

Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls

Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.

by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020

Tiny Net

(1) Something that Betty (Master Pain), from the movie Kung Pow: Fists of Fury, uses to stop the Chosen One. It is a small net made of rope, just big enough to fit over a persons head.
(2) A death sentence
(3) Sure-fire way to stop your enemy in a fight.
(4) A net, that is tiny.

Subordinate: "Betty, that tiny net was sure-fire!"
Master Pain: "Yes...the Tiny Net is a death sentence...you see it is a NET, and it is TINY. Ha, HA. Ha, HA!"

by MoldySpore June 25, 2008

net vulture

A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.

"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.

by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007