Cheers Kev

A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.

Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev

by Ledds27 July 18, 2016

Kev

Full name Kevin, "Kev" is a nickname typically given to a possibly larger, "funny" guy in a group. Kev's are known for their light-heartedness, caring nature, intelligence, and valuing of relationships. Kev's don't let on how much they care, so they make their feelings seem less with humor. You can expect Kev's to be very precise about the way they present themselves in attempts to control the way others see them. Because of this, Kev's are clean and often smell good (there home environment reflects this.)

While Kev's are extremely loved, they are also known for a taste for expensive things, gay jokes in attempt to hide possible urges..., and an unfortunate ability to accidentally bite a a girls clitoris during cunnilingus.

"Kev" / Short for Kevin

by Dr. Encyclopedia Brown November 21, 2022

kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.

by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021

Big Kev

The name of a guy who is cool but usually has unpopular opinions

Who's that at the Trump Rally

Don't worry it's just Big Kev

by Salanzarx November 19, 2018

kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kev Lar

Kev Lar is a totally hetro man who likes to trigger liberals.

Those liberals hate to debate Kev Lar on the facts because they know he's right and his logic like his name are bulletproof.

by Royal rampager October 2, 2018