cheers kev

When someone says something very boring or completely irrelevant say to them "cheers kev"

Kieran: Wish I wrote a diary when I was younger

James: Cheers Kev

by Dirty dog nonce July 14, 2016

cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"

FUCK THE KEV.

by Sirsavage December 26, 2016

Kev

Nonce

“He’s such a nonce! I bet his names Kev!”

by Stevodevo December 15, 2019

Kev

Kev Is the drippiest nigga alive. he always pullin hella bitches but then dips. He Part of the curly gang and he is black

God Damn Kev Be Drippin

by juice-wrld999 December 16, 2019

The Kev Flock

The one and only Kevin that make YouTube videos. Sometimes, he disappears for a while, but He continues the vlogs soon after.

Person: yo I was watching The Kev Flock yesterday, and it almost made me puke

Person 2: are you crazy?! That dude is the best YouTube ever!

by Anonymous typed who watches tv December 24, 2019

Kev eye

A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth

Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye

by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020