by tbone18118 April 5, 2020

I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.
by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.
by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours
First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
by Squidly09 June 9, 2008

by BigBoss21388 October 10, 2004

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles
look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles
by litterdud September 25, 2010
