Name of a god... God of crying.... God of being annoying, Sometimes it could be ugly or good looking.. but babys named greta are so fucking annoying!!
Greta is not the J
by gang shit cuz! January 19, 2022
The most wonderful person you will ever know. She is kind and lovely and caring and gorgeous. Amazing eyes that swallow you whole and the bone structure of an actual goddess. She is an extremely hard worker and is so amazingly strong even when things are really rough. Any possible definition lacks the depth to describe how utterly encapsulating her soul is and the true extent of her ethereal beauty.
by sillylittleplanthoe November 21, 2021
Greta is a classy, gorgeous and well-dressed woman. She is likely to care about and be extremely loyal to her closest friends. She will only spend time with you if she thinks you're worthy of it. Gretas tend to have many personalities but in a good way. If you get a good Greta in a relationship she will give you her everything, once she is attached to you, she is attached to you. Well probably for life. But you dont want to get on Gretas bad side. She will gossip about you and the things you've done to her. She is short tempered and will get unloyal if she is bored of you. They often have physical traits like pleasant eyes, blonde or dark brunette hair and full lips. Gretas are extremely funny but can be to focused on themselves at times.
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl from our class! I wish she would already be my girlfriend man, she'd be the perfect one.
Guy 2: Thats probably because its an Greta!
Guy 2: Thats probably because its an Greta!
by Freddietheposseser April 11, 2019
Something that someone crafted or made while they were intoxicated and others people praise how good it is with alterior motives
by jack's pimpstick August 19, 2022
by Alpha_male2.0 November 21, 2021
Greta is everything and anything you will ever want. She is typically a brunette with brown eyes and is slighter taller with a muscular build. A Greta is super smart, popular, nice, athletic, and god-knows pretty. She is a over-thinker and especially insecure about her body. In love with sports, especially basketball. She has amazing style and likes to dress a little sporty. If you ever want to date a Greta, here are some tips: Her parents are extremely strict so understand if she wants to keep you secret ;), she loves to impress so when she dresses to impress just enjoy the moment, she has the best pickup lines and knows exactly how to pull you and thinks it is so hot when guys do the same, do NOT get on her bad side, she knows way too much about everyone and everything, but hates gossiping. If she is your best friend, KEEP HER, she loves you and always will + she is an amazing secret keeper. She is one of those people that is shy but loves to stand up for people. Greta is stressed in the inside, but doesn't show on the outside. Greta also gets mad really easily and act like a complete bitch, but she will always forgive you. She is typically an introvert and did i mention, SUPER COMPETITIVE. On rare occasions, she will let you beat her, but not much ;) Lastly, once she likes you (friend or as a guyyy) she will always and will never let you go. In other words, keep a Greta.
Guy: Hey who's that hottie?
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
by anyonebutpatbev21 March 04, 2021
A Greta is a pretty, charming, intelligent, mysterious girl. She may be a little manipulative sometimes in a relationship, but after a while she will settle. In a relationship, a Greta is a gentle, protective woman. Overall, a Greta is a perfect girl. :)
by heretowrite :) November 21, 2021