Goop-to-Glah

The ratio of milky, white semen (Goop) in male ejaculate in proportion to the clear, runny semen (Glah)

"Oh so you're fertile? What's your Goop-to-Glah bro?"

"I would've used a condom if I had known his Goop-to-Glah !"

by toilet seat piss April 20, 2022

poop and goop

Its when your pooping and you jack off... Jordan tata was first to coin poop and goop when he was discovered at work beating off to the smell of his poop.

Jordan tata starts every day with a hot shower and a poop and goop

by -Hew419- August 21, 2016

vagina goop

That white stuff that comes out of your girls pussy when you fuck her right.

I made that chick shoot out some vagina goop.

by Theals October 14, 2017

Ball Goop

The sweat layering your nuts and area around the penis

Billy played two games of basketball and already had ball goop

Blake needs to wash off his ball goop cause I can smell him from here

by Jmilly January 31, 2019

goop nugget

When a guy cums on a chicken nugget, freezes it, the uses for a anal bead.

this chick Abby totally used a goop nugget on me and I kinda liked it.

by Big_Boy4 February 2, 2015

Gobeldy-goop

You have a pancake butt

Your a gobeldy-goop.

by Owlbut ingleson772 January 8, 2020

Goop Dad

A Liquid that that comes out of your dads special area, while being thicc and gooey, it is delicious. A goop dad is the best of the best when it comes to dads and lets you drink his special Juice. Your goop dad will always care for you and feed you his goop.

Goop son: "I need your goop, Good dad."
Goop dad: "Ok Good Son, I will give you my goop"

by Goop Dad May 7, 2018