To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.
I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.
Dang, he got gonked!
Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
Dang, he got gonked!
Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
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A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020
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