dual wield

v. when one masturbates using both hands although not simultaneously on a single penis. Sometimes refers to masturbation in general can simply be shortened to wielding. you can hear this term often used by pussypoos

"What hand to you use?"
"I dual wield!"

"Pussypoos came over and dual wielded me for three hours while I looked at Sports 11"

by Friendo4Sports11 November 19, 2008

dual wielding

masturbation for a man with two penises

He's dual wielding those pistols again.

by varmitmtu November 16, 2006

Dual Wielding

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.

Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.

by Dadz February 24, 2012

Dual Dick

The act of surgely getting ones penis split in two. usually used to fuck anal and the vagina simultaneously.

Used for double penetration in the least slutty way.

Yo Steve, i got that Duel Dick done last night and used it on your bitch.

Im excited for tonight to try out Johnny Duel Dick!!

I had the best sex of my life with Freddy's Dual Dick

by popeye420 August 04, 2011

dual shot

when a gay man cums inside another mans butt and then in his eye

Josh gave Nick a dual shot last night.

by AZfriend2004 March 24, 2007

dual-fist

To use both hands in the same activity, either in weapons (dual-wielding is a better term) or in a sexual manner (that is where the fisting comes in.

Player 1: "I'm dual-fisting all of you! I'm the greatest!"

Player 2: "...Faggot..."

by gavilatius January 07, 2011

dual swording

The act of using two swords in a sword fight. Often times, you have to be generally skilled in order to participate in dual swording. (Unless you want to stab yourself in the chest.)

1. You should of seen that guy; he was dual swording like a pro!

by Sir Terry May 06, 2014