Doo Doo Don

When a drunk person chugs so much Mountain Dew their turds shoot out forcefully, speading green poop all over the bathroom. Someone then must don a facemask and cleanup the mess.

Ughh - that guy you brought home last night went Doo Doo Don all over our bathroom. Your turn to clean up - I will get the mask.

by tutu69 January 30, 2012

Doo Doo Brother

A person who is not particularly good at what he/she does.

Often used to describe a persons skill level at what he/she does comparative to the skill level of others.

Can be used in place of pretty much any adjective as well.

“Sam, you’re just one of the doo doo brothers!”

“He’s just jealous because he is just a doo doo brother.”

by totally epic man January 31, 2019

doo doo braids

unkempt dreads that typically form one super, poop-like braid in the back of the offender's head.

aging white hippies usually have doo doo braids

by motocose November 18, 2010

Doo doo batter

Shit.

Call me a pooh pooh platter, cuz I be eatin’ Michele’s doo doo batter

by Milf343 April 07, 2019

doo doo madness

an unhealthy obsession with all things doo doo

She likes doo doo madness. She like to drink piss and eat doo doo.

by wbradleyd May 09, 2006

doo doo earthquake

farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet

He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.

by Pumkin April 03, 2006

doo doo brown

Somewhat Popular rap song (from the early 90's?)

Also: term of endearment for one with the last name Brown.

Song is as follows: "Don't stop, pop that pussy, let me see that doo doo brown; I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock; doodoo brown"

by Hepziba January 23, 2007