Diet Nigger

A nigger low on melanin calories

Jordan is a diet nigger

by igwe aka August 26, 2019

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 23, 2007

daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.

Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.

by Major Jackson Butts August 21, 2018

Diet-Chad

A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.

Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.

by Yeetmaster4206969 August 01, 2019

toothbrush diet

When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.

I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!

by Plummdogg October 14, 2020

Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020