Apparent Defendant

A defendant in a criminal trial who is obviously guilty

Public defenders always have a very difficult job when they have to represent an apparent defendant

by o23gfh August 8, 2025

Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?

Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

Defend

Defend any harms

Geneva defend sheen's argument

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018

Peace Defenders

The Peace Defenders is an Animated Series created by a group not very well known in the United States. It is about a group of powerful 'people' on another world. They must protect the peace everywhere they can. They travel between dimensions, between worlds, so long as they can save the Peace forever.

Person 1: Hey #####, you finished up with the voicing yet?

Person 2: Not yet ####. I still need to figure out the script's meanings from #######.

Person 3: What's so hard about my script? It's simple words, Just don't be so nervous ####.

Person 1: The Peace Defenders shall live for a good while, hoping we can even get started.

by Exapt April 19, 2018

Sexual Defender

Type of person that will think virginity is cool and/or thinks that sexuality themes are sacred and cant change

"That dude sure is a Sexual Defender"

"Mf doesn't think we can fuck before marriage, mf a Sexual Defender"

by Sexual Offensive July 7, 2022

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 1, 2020