Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.
God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!
by lemonlimespine April 25, 2018
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Cogs

A mans testicles, balls, hangers, etc.
Jeremy: it’s 103 degrees outside!
Chris: I can tell, I’m sweating my cogs off!
by Stunade June 05, 2018
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Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog
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COG

I can’t send nudes because I’m a COG.
by Daddy’s Girl69 May 07, 2020
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I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.
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Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
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cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.
He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.
by Jimmawww July 09, 2021
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