Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
by FannyFondler December 14, 2008
Get the Creamy Caesarmug. Save your money, and go to a real pizza restaurant like Pizza Hut, or any independent pizza restaurant you know
by Saints September 21, 2003
Get the Little Caesar'smug. Fast Food Mexican Pizza Franchise. Bite, bite, sip, sip, it's the deep dish combo mambo. It's what for lunch.
by Dagodfada88 December 21, 2014
Get the Little Caesar'smug. Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?
by L. South January 29, 2007
Get the Caesar Saladmug. 2 definitions:
1. The point in the play Caesar, where Julius Caesar is betrayed by his fellow Romans and stabbed to death.
2. A sexual version of the tragedy, where several men surround a woman and stab her with their penises.
1. The point in the play Caesar, where Julius Caesar is betrayed by his fellow Romans and stabbed to death.
2. A sexual version of the tragedy, where several men surround a woman and stab her with their penises.
1. "Neil, what happened in Act 2 of the play Caesar?"
"That was the death of caesar!"
2. "Last night me and my buds found a hitch-hiker chick and we gave her the death of caesar!"
"That was the death of caesar!"
2. "Last night me and my buds found a hitch-hiker chick and we gave her the death of caesar!"
by Zim Zim and the magical Panda August 26, 2005
Get the death of caesarmug. The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!
Nice.
Nice.
by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010
Get the The Julius Caesarmug. The WORST pizza on the planet. This pizza tastes like literal feces. The texture is that of a dollar store steak mixed with worn car tire. And to top it all off, the guy in the commercials that says “Pizza Pizza” is gay. Little caesars is garbage and you should never eat their pizza pizza
Bro 1: Hey man let’s get a pizza
Bro 2: Where from?
Bro 1: Little caesars
Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!
Bro 2: Where from?
Bro 1: Little caesars
Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!
by Urbanmaster191 January 29, 2019
Get the Little caesarsmug.