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The Briggsy Factor

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.
Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.
by Gordy Frigmahole December 17, 2006
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win the breakup

Meeting your ex after some time has passed and comparing details about your current lives - there is always a winner and a loser in a breakup. If your life is going significantly better than your ex's, then you "win the breakup" Coined by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
I ran into my ex Susan the other day - she's working at a Dairy Queen and got knocked up by some douche. I totally won that breakup.

Man, stop watching TV and go get a job or something. Don't you want to win the breakup when you meet Jen at this year's reunion?
by mowgli27 June 29, 2009
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free the bro

When one of your homies get locked up for stupid shit but you miss him.
Low dog: Yo man I heard cricket got booked for selling 10 g's

Dutch: Yea free the bro.
by ayoosmokey. March 15, 2016
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The Bruh Army

A group of people who have acquired clinical depression by watching Pyrocynical for extended amounts of time.
Person 1: Are you in the Bruh Army?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kill yourself.
by LargeMale12345 December 3, 2019
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The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner
by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016
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A sex move. When a woman is getting gang banged by multiple British men. Right before all the men ejaculate on the woman, she yells, "The British are cumming, the British are cumming."
Terry yelled "The British are cumming, the British are cumming" right before Jeff and 4 other British men simultaneously came upon her face and luscious breasts.
by Thats_funny69 December 27, 2010
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Doing the Brexit

Making others aware you're going to leave a party and ending up staying a lot longer than expected. The opposite of a french exit.
A: Did Taylor say goodbye to you as well? I swear he was still around 3 hours later.

B: Yeah. He was doing the brexit.
by J. Mentos March 29, 2019
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