Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 19, 2021

Welching

Welching is when you get a pack of Welches, and make them sticky with your fingers my molding them. They eventually get very sticky and slimy, and you use the welches as a lubricant.

Person 1: Dude, I just had the best sex in my life

Person 2: Did you start welching with them?

by Klydercal October 13, 2024

Marcy Welch

a crazy old world history teacher that likes stuffing shit into her mouth. also likes to shake ass in the mirror and at church

you act just like marcy welch

by amnarreee May 12, 2022

Welch

Lospollostv (if you know you know)

LosPollosTV tweeted that he had a banger stream planned for that day but he welched everyone because his lard ass fell asleep on the sofa and forgot to stream.

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Welched

Jacking off and then feeling guilty about it.

Man I feel so bad, I just welched all over myself when I know I should be focusing on my job I'm about to lose.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.

“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

“Nah man that’s nasty”

by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023

Welch

Army slang for homosexuals.

Heads up private got a Welch in top bunk.

by Welche March 6, 2020