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penis vacuum

1.Someone who gives a blow job.
2.A mouth.
Copyrighted by Anna
Anna is a total penis vacuum, she gives head all the time
by Renee-Nuh-Nay February 13, 2008
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moral-vacuum

A complete lack of morals and integrity, in most cases acting belligerently and knowingly rejecting scrunity.
"How good is our moral-vacuum?" says the leadership team of the Australian Liberal National Party - being a working definition and classic example of a space devoid of morals and integrity
by Bauplenut January 16, 2020
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cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.
Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!
by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008
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Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Yap Vacuum

pronounced: yap vak-yoom

1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.

2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.

3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."

(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.

(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
by TewSLy September 10, 2012
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Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
by Master Dutch May 28, 2018
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vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl
My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!
by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016
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