Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
by humblemike October 6, 2019
Get the The Woke Scalemug. The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.
by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010
Get the Farmville Scalemug. The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Get the hit that scalemug. The Echino scale assigns a single number to quantify the amount of gayness in an individual or event.
The Machine was clearly a 8.5 on the Echino scale. I haven't seen that many chaps since the gay pride parade.
by IamMcShovin December 8, 2010
Get the Echino Scalemug. The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
by swagattack789 November 21, 2017
Get the Chang Scalemug. Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."
Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
by brentionary September 6, 2013
Get the dictor scalemug. A way to measure how far you have gone with a girl. Somewhat like the base system.
1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups
14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail
1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups
14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail
by Mr Deedles March 8, 2015
Get the Spicy scalemug.