scat song

"it starts with an s and ends with a t. it comes outta you and it comes outta me. i know what your thinkig, but lets not call it that. lets be scientific and call it scat." PEACE OF SCAT

kid 1 "did you go to stoe enviromental camp?"
kid 2 "yes! did you?"
kid 1 "omg yes! did they teach you the scat song!?"
kid 2 "yes! best song ever!"

by gee bee June 26, 2011

Scat hatch

A sexual term for an asshole.

When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water

by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 04, 2010

Scat Job

When someone shits on someone else.

Jon: I want to take our relationship to the next level.
Jon: So I want you to shit on me!
Martha: Ew, no Jon, that's sick, THATS SICK!
Jon: Come on, just one little Scat Job.

by Big Geno November 17, 2005

Scat Flaps

An unfortunate condition caused by women wiping their arses from the rear towards the vagina, typically resulting in fecal matter being smeared in and around the labias.

When I went down on that skank she had a serious dose of scat flaps. The smell made me barf all over her rotten pussy. Seriously if I was in to that kind of shit I'd have fucked a guy instead.

by gazzad78 November 26, 2010

thesis scatting

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.

I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.

by tambully July 15, 2008

scat attack

The flinging of ones feces upon the face and chest of their intimate partner. This can typically be followed by a cleveland steamer.

During the "good sex", Joeseph pulled a scat attack on Suzy, covering her in brown goo.

by xcloser2godx January 12, 2006

Scat muncher

1) Someone who consumes feces for sexual arousal.

See Rush Limbaugh

For someone who will never get laid, Dan certainly is the biggest scat muncher I know!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004