Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Roommate

The real identity of a person using a Vtuber model.

Uruha Rushia from Hololive got in trouble when fans found out that her roommate has a boyfriend.

by moriya2k2 October 13, 2022

Step-Roommate

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.

Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.

by Princest September 25, 2023

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

roommate

The person who shares the same Spotify account as you, often leading to shared playlists, musical disagreements, and the occasional cringe-worthy song choice.

I thought we were best friends until I found out my roommate was secretly adding their guilty pleasure songs to our shared Spotify account!

by Emotional Cruiser October 11, 2025

The Roommate Game

Males only. There's really no way to win, but you lose when you see your roommate's dick.

"Yeah, he made me lose the roommate game."

by snorkel889 May 4, 2009

Gamer Roommate

Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.

Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.

by Random B guy January 10, 2025