The Principal

More like the drug dealer...

Janet: Did you hear? The principal sold drugs to little kids and teens..
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.

by emmyandlola June 16, 2023

The princess is in another castle

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.

Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

by Ilikesex12 December 14, 2009

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008

Chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

An insult calling someone this is very mean bc you are comparing them to frozen junks of horse meat

chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

by Organicfucker July 1, 2021

The price of tea in China

Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"

Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"

by Bob the lob April 14, 2022

The princess is out of its castle

you have a booger hanging out of your nose

Hey Mary, the princess is out of its castle- you might want to take care of that.

by Rulloff's May 13, 2008

the price is right

when you hook-up with a girl and you count the number of teeth she has with your tongue.

i pashed this chick last night and i gave her 'the price is right.'i think she had 28

by curlyfries December 27, 2006