pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.

actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...

by truth of avarice October 9, 2008

Judas Priest

One of the greatest metal bands of all time. Fronted by lead singer Rob Halford and guitarists K. K. Downing and Glenn Tipton. They are still recording music and touring to this day. Some of their classic songs are You've Got Another Thing Coming, Living After Midnight, and Breaking the Law.

Judas Priest kicked ass with Victim of Changes at the Seminole.

by RamRancher20 December 9, 2018

The Dirty Priest

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.

Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.

by HarryCherry November 14, 2009

Sex Priest

One who offers guidance in the art of Sexual Intimacy.

Bob : man Ive been having troubles lately, you know, those troubles..."
Ben : You should go see a Sex Priest

by Dragon_5beans February 19, 2009

Catholic Priest

People who can celebrate the Catholic Mass and administer the sacraments. They have also gotten a bad rep because some Priests who have made very bad decisions, and we need to remember they aren’t perfect and they are human too.

Catholic priests are really cool once you get to know them.

by #TheTruthBeTold July 21, 2020

Cock-priest

One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.

Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?

Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!

by Gonztastic June 16, 2008