When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
by JB707 February 26, 2021
Where you shove 8 gummy worms (specifically sour) into a girls butthole, then you proceed into anal intercourse. After the girl will blow you off with all the sugar on your dick.
by Nonextto February 04, 2017
a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
by bjbroderick February 28, 2009
When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.
by Eddie January 10, 2004