Naughty Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
by Phil Price February 01, 2007
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naughty fatty

A naughty fatty is not necessarily FAT, but is a term used to describe a person's eating habits.

A naughty fatty is the kid that hides a few cookies in his pocket for later.
Or eats his entire meal and then the rest of what his buddy didn't finish.

A naught fatty loves treats and might arrive late to class because he stopped on the way to grab a "snack."

He loves snacks.
He also loves buffets.

He'll take a handful of candy from any doctors office or bank dish, as opposed to the general "one per person rule."

A naughty fatty is sly when it comes to food.
He loves eating in all the wrong places at all the wrong times.
Everyone goes to the store for a salad.
Naughty Fatty slips a candy bar on the conveyor belt.
by fpo January 04, 2008
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naughty numbers

A game called "naughty numbers" in which you spread a deck of cards on the floor, (remove the kings and queens.) Flip all the cards face down. Now, someone picks up a card, and someone else has to dare them to do something the number of times inidicated on the card chosen. (Usually sexual.)
Examples of dares in naughty numbers:
1. Mosh whilst naked # times!
2. Flash people # times.
3. Shed # peices of clothing.
4. Etc. :)
by Kelsey, Sarah, Brittany October 13, 2007
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naughty cardarelli

A sex move involving a remote control, maple syrup, goat piss and a car muffler.
I can't believe that girl let me give her a naughty cardarelli last night!
by J Bizzel April 02, 2009
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naughty cash

n. money used, or earmarked, for wild sprees, sex toys, trips to Vegas etc.
I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.
by gnostic1 August 06, 2011
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Cozmo-naughty

A concept portrays that in love, people work overtime looking for that "someone". Always looking around, in and out of town, becoming lost and found. It further stated, that when we find that "special someone" then the love turns part time. It also describes that one be a "closet freak". Also having sex in the back of a Rols Royce would be considered Cozmo-Naughty. Basicaly it describes the out-of-character actions some go through in relationships, for instance changing one's appearance to get attention, but still goes un-noticed.
by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006
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Naughty Nunez

The act of blowing a raspberry in your partners ass, immediately after which they reciprocate by farting on your lips.
After feeling the vibrating tickle of her lovers lips on her anus, victoria felt the need to make wind upon chads mustache, thus completing the erotic act of Naughty Nunez.
by OBH March 21, 2010
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