Mateo

mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.

mateo is so cute and funny

by diediedeidei June 2, 2021

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Mateo

Orange 🍊,trump son, annoying,weak

Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen

by anonymous April 26, 2022

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Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle

Mateo’s beard makes me crazy

by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021

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mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

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mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university

damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are

by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

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