land lubbers

Those who arn't pirates and live on the land. Arghh!
Avast, ye land lubbers! We come to pillage your town, drink your rum, and chase your women!
by The Don November 13, 2004
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Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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Land it in the Hudson

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."
The company is on the brink of failure, so let's Land it in the Hudson.
by NicoleN January 22, 2009
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Atheist Land

Even though the population is mostly Catholic, Cuba is Aetheist Land.

I raise this can of Mountain Dew in a toast to my glorious Atheist Land!
by Schooling Schswoogies October 16, 2017
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Laurinda Land

When someone is out and unresponsive because they are on their phone distracted
Friend 1: Hey man you wanna get some food?
Friend 2: <on phone ignores question>
Friend 1: oh man you're in Laurinda Land again
by Millet Berger July 20, 2018
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Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
by The Goochness November 29, 2010
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