Jensen

Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE

“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen”

by Hottiez December 9, 2022

the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala

a working faith

by junior February 12, 2004

Jensen

Noun

A hansome , smart and amazing man his intellect is phenomenal compared to anyone else

That person is suck a Jensen

by Wgjw9s9egw January 6, 2022

Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.

Carter Jensen you have car in your name.

by SekuTard December 11, 2018

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.

“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”

by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020

Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020