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Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
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julia hanson

Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.
"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018
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jake hanson

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022
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Pauline Hanson's One Nation

A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.
I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.

I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr
by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025
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Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Hanson

Hanson are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. They will keep going when others would've given up ten miles back. This makes them great partners in life, as well as friends or collaborators. Hanson tend to keep small circles, but are loyal and supportive of their friends and loved ones. Hanson overthinks alot but if you support him, he will be happy and treat you like a queen. When he start to fell in love with that girl, he will not give up and do anything to make that girl like her. He also hold grudges, are moody, and can act short-tempered. He have a hard time going through change, especially if it's something they've grown accustomed to. If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, please don't leave him, be friend with him. He is shy to interact with others, but once you start hanging out with him, he will be loud and crazy. Hanson is the best guy I have ever seen! He don't forget transgressions, but willing to forgive, especially if you have a long history together. Hanson naturally prefer being around small groups of people they know very well, so they make an effort to keep old relationships strong.
If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, go hang out with him.
by BestFriendsForever126 November 22, 2021
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