by AllahAkbarbitch🕶️ May 05, 2022
Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA
Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
these are the best friends anyone could ask for, i love them all with all my heart & they all deserve the world ❤️❤️
by your nan <3 September 14, 2021
Everett is a munch, typically a box head. Usually groping girls however also enjoys giving blowjobs to fat men in the handicap restroom stall in.
They Pulled the Everett Rudeseal
by Yomama639475 October 08, 2022
Everett describes a boxy person. Usually found groping women, but in its spare time enjoys benching half his body weight. Everett is a munch, a rat, a pedophile if you will. But never will you find it chancing the turd off its upper lip.
by Yomama639475 October 08, 2022