Ass Dew

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.
Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.
by OptiPrime February 12, 2007
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Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.
She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.
by Roxannestone February 20, 2016
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DDRsteal-a-dew

Noun: An event where someone makes a visit to the home of a freind/relative/acquaintence for a short videogame session, and then use that as an excuse to steal a canned beverage from the fridge of said friend/relative/acquaintance.
Etymology: derived from the words "DDR"(Dance Dance Revolution: a popular rhythm/music game developed by KONAMI) "steal"(the act of maliciously taking something that does not belong to you) and "Dew"(shortened variation of Mountain Dew, a Pepsi product)
Noun: "Mabye I'll stop by for a round of ddrsteal-a-dew before I leave town"
by marty_ozone September 08, 2005
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toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
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Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.
A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.
by Rochelle Affleck September 12, 2005
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Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer
Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different”
by T-cents May 22, 2020
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Dew Jacked

When a friend or random person steals your mountain dew or drinks from it with out asking.
Bill: hey that guy stole my mountain dew

Jim: oh you just got dew jacked
by SodaAddict619 March 03, 2010
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