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Clyde

A ginger bestie he loves big titty goth gfs
Have you seen Clyde he is so cool
by Kilelrperson October 30, 2022
mugGet the Clydemug.

Clyde

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.
by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025
mugGet the Clydemug.

Clyde

Clyde is amazing guy. Who gives you the will to live. He makes your whole world stop when you look at him. He gives you happiness and warmth. Even if you guys don't talk anymore. He is extremely handsome and there aren't enough words to explain the wonderfulness about him.
Hey look there's Clyde. I'm going to be alright.
by Kyliena-and-Honey March 15, 2022
mugGet the Clydemug.

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.

Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.
You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!
by Stilltrill February 19, 2021
mugGet the Pull a clydemug.

clyde

genuinly so goddamn cool, hes cool, has alot of bitches and alot of rizz. you cant say hes not cool youve got some competition
clyde is so cool and amazing, i cant believe im friends with him.
by notsomeonewhosnamedclyde April 29, 2023
mugGet the clydemug.

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.

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