minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 8, 2011

Orange Crust

A type of crust that is grown around a vagina

Yo, peel the orange crust of your fucking vag-hole

by VagoCrustUltra March 26, 2017

Crust pride

A feeling of pleasure and shameless glory in one's hygiene, or lack thereof.

"When's the last time Jetta washed her hair?"
"It's hard telling. Weeks, maybe."
"Crust pride never dies..."

by PITSorGTFO June 15, 2011

anal crust

The remaining shit left around the rim of the anus after pooping out a hard yet creamy poop.

Fuck man this anal crust is leaving a rash.

by jonny tsunami757 June 25, 2008

Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

thrust crust

1. (Noun) The vaginal juice that accumulates on the base of your dick, then dries thus becoming crusty.

(You're in class and homie is scratching his junk hard)

The fucks the matter with you you got the clap or something!?

Nah bro just some thrust crust from THOT

by Kilgore August 15, 2016

camel crust

a hoe with a crusty camel toe

jack: yo becky got that camel crust

charley: yeah forreal!

by stvrni June 11, 2023