Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022

max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.

bro i just signed a max contract

by coll-in169 March 3, 2022

Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.

"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."

by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009

Randy has annuled collins marriage contract

Randy has annulled collins marriage contract

Randy has annuled collins marriage contract

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022

Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.

"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"

by Hue555 January 12, 2019