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Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
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brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.
by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018
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Contract

Zaid signed his life away by signing a contract. Now he has to fuck Hamza.
by Zaid123 November 8, 2022
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Young Independent contract

Young independent contract , when someone places a known cash bet in which there is big stakes. Can also be Young Independent contractor which is the individual who writes up the contract of the high stake moneyless bet
Yo can you pattern the Young Independent contact ca it need to be done my Guy

Say nothing my bro

Young independent contractor can be signed big man
by DanIam October 17, 2022
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Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
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Nigga contract

A nigga contract is a casual but formal contract that is used in rare occasions when both parties are in a major disagreement, The purpose of a nigga contract is to solve the disagreement by providing mutual benefits which both parties agree of. The nigga contract can be created vocally or trough writing. Breaking a nigga contract can cause heavy consequences.
Mike: Why did you quit Dark souls?
Milan: its boring, why did you quit fallout 76?
Mike: this matter can only be solved trough a nigga contract
by garytheemperor March 2, 2021
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