Best rapper ever

A human being, probably black, who partakes of rap. To qualify as the best rapper ever there needs to be a cultural affinity to either gats, hoes or a general understanding of life on the street.

Other helpful qualifications, though not neccessary, are getting shot a few times, being poor as hell, smoking a shitload of weed, and a business relationship with Suge Knight. Musical Talent is helpful but in no way exclusive.

As of 2006, the top contenders are a skinny black man and a fat one. Both of whom were fucking murdered by Suge Knight
TeeJay: So Gangsta Krobar got shot eight times at the watermelon factory and wrote a song about it which he carved into his own ass while in prison.

Icy Kold: Shit son, he's the best rapper ever.
by Smapde July 12, 2006
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best girlfriend ever

Dude A: Have you met Imogen yet?
Dude B: Yeah she's the best girlfriend ever!
by Imogen's boyfriend August 18, 2011
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best car ever

The best car ever is a 'vette? That's shite, get a real car, loser.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
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best hand ever

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.
I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.
by rickkky February 27, 2006
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Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.
Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.
by Squid Wrangler May 03, 2005
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