Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).
"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
by josefresco March 13, 2008
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Jewish Hotness

a hot jewish girl a triple-h(hot hebrew honey) also hebrew hotness
dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with jewish hotness
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Jewish Dilemma

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
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Jewish Nazi

A Jewish Nazi, is a person who contradicts themselves.
Cheynane: Hey I think I like yellow.
Shaquita:You Jewish Nazi, three minutes ago you said that " Yellow is so ugly".
by Brandon G May 27, 2006
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Jewish overdrive

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Jewish Corndog

when a girl sucks your dick in the car, while parents are in the car
She gave me a jewish corndog on the way home from the beach and my mom didn't even notice!
by sogooone November 1, 2010
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Jewish person

I’m a Jewish person and I really like to eat bagels.
by Bagels are good for u November 12, 2020
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