Thanksgiving

National Obesity Awareness Day

Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...

by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 21, 2011

thanks a million

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.

Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!

by where am i? May 17, 2005

No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

Thanasi

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.

I just met up with Thanasi.

by Cooliosnesslol October 16, 2011

Thanos Dick

A Dick So Large That Even The Horse Gods Are Amazed. Its So Gigantic That Godzilla Would Be Comparable In Size. The Last Known Person To Have A Thanos Dick Was Bill Cosby. They Usually Tend To Fuck Everything In Sight And Yes That Includes Food.

Bill:Yo Man You Heard Bill Cosby Fucked Like 3 Guys Yesterday.
Charlie:Yea Hes Got A THANOS DICK!!!

by Mega Troll October 13, 2018

thanksss

Showing gratitude and appreciation for something

I like your shoes
Me: thanksss

by Cow Li November 13, 2019

Thanks Pat

A term to answer to someone when they keep stating the time towards people who already know it.

Its 5 minutes to the end of class

Thanks Pat!

by Newcomer1992 February 11, 2010