textlexia

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

Tattletexting

A system used at sporting events and concerts where fans can text authorities so that they can remove belligerent individuals.

An example of tattletexting - an actual tattletext:

this is ridiculous. this dude with spiky hair in sec 254 won't shut up and is pouring coke down my back!

by Gnaeus March 27, 2009

Textlexic

adjective & noun • a person, or the act of being, inflicted with textlexia, the disorder characterized mainly by the reversal of letters in an acronym or the inappropriate substitution of characters in an emoticon. Often is the result of fast or drunk texting. Can also occur while driving and text messaging.

Example 1: "2day my mom said my BFF was hot. WFT?"
"I meant WTF. I'm so textlexic sometimes"

Example 2: "I so sorry 2 txt dump U but if I call U i will cry and start cutting myself again :)"
"... I mean :( not :). stupid textlexia"

by RedSpade October 8, 2009

Tottleration

When you tollerate anoying tottlers because they are so adorable.

It was complete and total tottleration when I saw this whiney tottler but tollerated him because he was so adorable.

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

tittle

A very small breast/tit. A contraction of tit and "little". A little tit, if you will.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a tittle here and there, but I've seen bigger lumps in my oatmeal!

by Chocotacojewboy November 16, 2007

Teetle

A lump on one's scrotum

That dude has a teetle on his sac.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Tuttle Dump

Whilst someone is sitting down, another person walks behind them and rips their chair out from under them

Man, he pissed me off so I did a Tuttle Dump on his ass.

by Gibson,Winchester Indiana October 13, 2010