poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.

I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.

by RVPSE August 17, 2011

The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.

the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?

by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013

Test Me

Whenever someone says fight me, you can easily dominate them by saying 'test me'. It's just a way to show them that you can stand up for yourself and they will leave you alone.

"Fight me, Bob." "TEST ME!"

by Orexio November 15, 2016

alligator test

Putting your finger inside a girls mouth to test to see if she is going to use teeth, AKA is a cheese grater.

Bro1: Did you get head from that chick last night?
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.

by GangBangOrangutan February 28, 2011

test pilot

Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots!

by STillAk July 19, 2007

WIZ TEST

WIZ TEST
A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

British MORONICs for a drug "TEST": It's not wiz "TEST" you fucking brit-morons. NOTE: You notice they say drug"TEST" then turn around say it isn't a "TEST". It is supposedly a prep quiz for the real "TEST"? No one gets a quiz before the real test, idiots.

I gotta take a "wiz TEST" for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

I lost my job because I "TESTED" positive for marijuanna on my wiz quiz.

by ABSOLUTE February 22, 2008