Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth

Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.

by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009

Herbal Teabag

The absolute height of sexual prowess, the Herbal Teabag is a process in which a man dunks his scrotum into a vat of runny feces, preferably left in the sun to bake for a few hours, and proceeds to deposit it into the waiting mouth of another.

1. "Dude, Andrew was passed out after the party and I totally gave him an Herbal Teabag."

2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."

by Ghetto Neematoad April 10, 2008

Reverse Teabag

A girl on her period squats over a guy's face and repeatedly dips her already insterted tampon string in and out of his mouth. Also called, "the cottonmouth."

"I got back at John for teabagging me by reverse teabagging him when I was on the rag."

by Shooter12 December 26, 2007

yogurt teabag

When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth.

After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's balls. This was Bills way of requesting a yogurt teabag.

by m0lk July 30, 2009

Flaming Teabag

When you put hot sauce on your balls and your balls in someones mouth.

Guy: I'm in the mood for tea but I also want something spicy
other guy: lemme give you a Flaming Teabag

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

ballarina teabag

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.

I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.

by bbll March 31, 2008

Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.

by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009