thatching [thatch]

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.

by Random November 14, 2003

thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.

She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.

by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006

Thatcher

The most smart and intellectually capable men you will ever met and is also the most terrifying men you will ever met who loves history and geography.

Wow you are so Thatcher

by cancids November 29, 2016

thatcher

one known for liking cock in throat/ass and has a very small penis that is the most annoying fuck stick in the galaxy of faggots

jack: "Holy Fuck, it's a Thatcher!"

Sally: "His penis is so microscopic!"

Luis: "Is Thatcher that douche bag who gave Ben Aflec a BJ?"

by John Stammos March 16, 2009

Thatcher

Thatchers are one of the best dudes to hangout with. They know how to have a good time and how to roll a nice blunt. They are hot and usually have blondish hair with brown or hazel eyes. A great boyfriend for someone who is willing to put up with him. At first sight you may not think so but he has a lot of love to give and is dirty when necessary. Falls for the smart, independent, and beautiful women.
*not afraid of a good time

“Who’s that hottie over there having a great time?”
“That’s my man Thatcher! You better stay back he’s taken and she don’t play around.”

by HidX0X January 4, 2019

Thatcher

1. One who can go longer than Chuck Norris in bed and better than Ken Jennings at trivia.

2. One whos cell phone goes off with a embarassing ringtone in the middle school. Twice.

3. one who has argued for a canidate every chance they can. then the canidate quits.

"Aw man, i just pulled a thatcher in class. that is the last time i turn on my phone in class."

by Justin Harmon January 12, 2009