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a cliched, machismo guy
pompous or arrogant
often uses as much or more hair produt than women
known to fake bake
connotations of the original word tchotchke, which is a worthless or disposable trinket

syn: cheese dick, douche bag, schmuck, cocksuker, tool
that tchotch with the frosted tips, striped shirt and more jewelry than me just cut in line at the bar to get another red bull and vodka.
tchotch by illiana July 14, 2006
Words you can keep
Somebody without any regard for anyone else or their surroundings; a stray male; somebody whose bridges are so full they're falling down
The club was full of tchotches last night, just looking for people to annoy.
tchotch by sophloob May 1, 2023

Tchotchke 

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Tchotchke just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Tchotchke.

Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Of Yiddish etymology and referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Tchotchke.
Tchotchke by Robin and Stephany November 19, 2007

tchotchkes

A toy; a trinket; a small plaything; a gadget; a little knickknack that brings joy.
A glass unicorn collectable statue (or something like that)
All those delicate little things your grandma had lying about the house.

"Wow that antique store had a lot of tchotchkes"

tchotchkes by KristinMM May 6, 2006

tchochki 

Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.
A tchochki could be: Grandma's collection of mini spoons from around the country, mini statues (Lladro), little bowls of stuff for people to look at, figurines, doilies etc.
tchochki by Wheelwolf December 22, 2008

Tchitchi 

action d'enfournement ininterrompu et non consenti du bangala de chaque membre d'une tribu dans l'anus d'un passant/touriste
"La mort ou tchitchi ?" "wow il lui a fait le tchitchi"
Tchitchi by cou d'acier May 2, 2022

tchotchke 

Tchotchke is from Yiddish tshatshke, trinket, ultimately of Slavic origin. It is also spelled tsatske.
I'm going nuts with my mother's accumulation of tchotchkes - it's bad enough she never parted with one she got as a gift - but why did she have to buy more?
--Quoted in "Artifacts of Life," Newsday, December 9, 1996
tchotchke by Five_Fingers February 1, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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