Tamale

they say I've calmed down since the last album.

Person one: "Dude, my mom made some awesome tamales."
Person Two: "TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE!!!!!!"

by fartsandwich46 March 24, 2025

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Tamale gobbler

A Mexican

Jose, why are you such a tamale gobbler?

by Bearjew September 1, 2013

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Tamale Box

Another way to discribe "hot pussy". It Came from the act of taking a handful of Hot Tamales candy from a friend's box without consent and then owning it. "I just raped your tamale box" which sounded hot, like a hot chick with a hot box". Tamale Box

Man she is hot, I'd like to get into her Tamale Box!

by Stylin'Jack January 30, 2023

Hot tamale

1. Attractive person
2. Historically popular but now largely obsolete cinnamon sweet invented in the 1950s

“He is such a hot tamale!”
“I could really go for something sweet and sugary right now, like a hot tamale candy”

by Maz1993 February 15, 2022