When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969
by Cum sack June 14, 2013
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I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
by CupcakePower January 28, 2019
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Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
by rubberdumber February 12, 2021
Get the Nintendo Switch Parental Controls mug.The act of telling your homie that you have a threesome lined up with a hot chick and she's on the way. You convince him to get started without her. While you're boning your homie from behind you keep telling him that the chick is on the way. Once you creampie your homie, you roll over and go to sleep while your homie gets to reflect on how he just got bamboozled.
by El Salvage December 19, 2018
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That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.
by @treyjey90 December 18, 2018
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by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
Get the switch hitter mug.It is a sex game. It's like the Cincinnati Switcheroo, but with a Russian Roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in tha same condom, mix it, than give the condom to an other guy, who was not part of the game. He than does the good ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo. 9 months later, the guy who got the baby lose.
by Saelliv Malmoe February 8, 2019
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