Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.
"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012
Get the Third Degree Swamp Assmug. 1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.
2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008
Get the Long-Booty-Swamp Assmug. by Kreativeward May 11, 2018
Get the Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slidemug. Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011
Get the Second Hand Swamp Assmug. The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.
"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."
by Pango456 April 29, 2019
Get the Swamp assmug. by Miss meowgeee November 26, 2023
Get the Swamp donkey havin ass bitchmug. When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.
by shit mc D May 15, 2015
Get the swamp assmug.