SWAB

Stoner with a boner.

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.

by MarkCody January 20, 2024

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016

SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).

"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"

by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008

Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.

A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"

by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020

swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.

guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?

by lesd3w December 20, 2022

swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021