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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based
by lcsfld September 17, 2022

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
by boopsae October 11, 2023

by skencbck September 5, 2021

Another name for Patrick Star. It originated from a thread on the Spongebob fandom wiki page where a user refers to Patrick as "Subaru"
Kmh1481: "I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he"
Idoodle247: "Who's Subaru?"
Kmh1481: "I call Patrick Subaru"
Idoodle247: "Who's Subaru?"
Kmh1481: "I call Patrick Subaru"
by LeonesTM March 8, 2025

Style of Haircut most associated with Subaru driving Lesbians. Short, above the ears and normally a well defined side part. Totally or mostly grey or white.
by Hawkeye 65 May 29, 2025

by zeino March 7, 2025
