Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

stevenmcguire

Of or relating to a truck in which a poop hot dog is present, and or summer eve douches.

Look at that stevenmcguire over there, it looks like there is some derekewing in it.

by john stamos's nuts February 22, 2010

Steve in Smash

Steve from Minecraft along with Zombie, Endermen, and Alex are all in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Did you see Steve in Smash

by Saint Wumples October 1, 2020

Sticky Steve

when one jizzes on their finger and gives someone a wet willy. simple enough

friend 1:dude after i fucked this bitch last night i gave her a sticky steve.
friend 2:nice.

by highasballs November 17, 2010

Steve Harvey

black Dr. Phil

Hey, is that black Dr. Phil ? No, man it's just Steve Harvey.

by SpideyPlayz January 7, 2019

Steve Bannon

1)An unholy fusion of a mutated fur-ball and Jabba the Hutt who is masquerading as a Neo-Nazi to spread chaos.

2)A drunken racist vagrant that somehow lives in the White House, and has control of Trump's mind

"Hey bro. Am I the only one who sees how much Steve Bannon resembles Jabba the Hutt?"

"Look, Bannon, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."

by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017

steve irwin

A great man who loved all animals. Ran the Austrailia Zoo. Was often a controversial figure. Murdered by a less-than-innocent stingray on September 4th, 2006

Steve Irwin was a crocodile hunter, and a saint.

by SimebXam September 4, 2006