Squirtle

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

by CoolCat97 June 24, 2015

snurtle

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

by till June 5, 2003

snurtle

to rummage through somebody else's stuff

i just saw you snurtle. stop snurtling in my underpants draw

by Ankleboots September 12, 2006

snurtle

a combination of a turtle and a snake. You can find them mostly in a pond when youre on a second date with a a very special girl.

Wow that was a huge snurtle!
Im peeling like a snurtle!
What the heck is that thing swimming over there? i think its a combination of snake and a turtle...a snurtle!!
i love snurtles.

by Dakota MCdonald June 10, 2010

Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

Squirtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of departing pee. This term may only be used when the pee is protruding from your urethral sphincter.

I've got squirtlehead, I gots tah pee on every tree.

by Plain_White_T November 23, 2010

Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

by thefacts0-0 February 22, 2015